The truth about -Q-

1 August 2012

Before a full end of week report on week 9 with Q-Power here are a few facts on returning from 24 hours at the Q layer working with the boss:-

* Q is a nasty man

* He made me drive 3 hours across the country to see him

* He forced me to do a 2kTT on arrival

* He made the temperature to hot and the humidity even worse

* He had no sympathy for me when I was temporarily paralysed for nearly 30 minutes after rowing

* He forced beer down my neck as post training nutrition

* He dragged me out of the pub just as I was getting going and as I wanted to get naked and trash   the place Royal Marine style

* He kept me up until midnight and sent me to bed with his final words being “we’ll do a 30r20 tomorrow”

* He made me watch his 30r20 and fell around after like he had been shot (I proceeded to put my military head on and search his gym for snipers etc)

* On completion of withering around in pain he said “that was bloody horrific – right now you have a go”

* He stood and watched in silence making notes as I went through what i can only explain as one of the worst 30 minutes of my life

* He let me suffer with my HR at 185+ for the last 22 minutes! (ok he was impressed with this – I certainly wasn’t)

* He made me reach a new max HR of 191

* He let me watch the rowing on TV but then brutally kicked me out to drive 4 hours home weak and feeble

* Q is a nasty man

Full report of my 2kTT/30r20 and learning the method behind the madness coming at the end of the week.

Ollie Osborne

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